Post by bill02375 on Oct 25, 2011 9:57:34 GMT -7
The Rumble clan was having it's mandatory meeting one Thursday night, and the Imperious Leader (VSF) stepped to the podium. "I have decided that I need a new assistant, but not just anyone will do. My new assistant must be Gator Tuff! If any of you are confused, I will now demonstrate what I mean by Gator Tuff" says VSF.
At this point, BADJEFF and BilL02375 enter through a side door carrying a large tub with a 15 foot long alligator, which they place at the feet of our beloved El Guapo (VSF). VSF then unzips his fly and places his tool into the waiting mouth of the alligator. The gator grabs hold with a fierce bite and proceeds to thrash and gnaw on the flaccid member without any reaction from our Intrepid Leader. After several minutes, VSF pokes the gator in the eyes, causing the beast to drop its chew toy and retreat to the water in the tub.
"That, my friends is Gator Tuff" says VSF. "Now who here thinks they have what it takes to be my assistant?"
From the back of the room, a single hand goes up. It's the newest member of the clan. He says "I'm Gator Tuff Mr VSF, just please don't poke me in the eyes when you are done!"
At this point, BADJEFF and BilL02375 enter through a side door carrying a large tub with a 15 foot long alligator, which they place at the feet of our beloved El Guapo (VSF). VSF then unzips his fly and places his tool into the waiting mouth of the alligator. The gator grabs hold with a fierce bite and proceeds to thrash and gnaw on the flaccid member without any reaction from our Intrepid Leader. After several minutes, VSF pokes the gator in the eyes, causing the beast to drop its chew toy and retreat to the water in the tub.
"That, my friends is Gator Tuff" says VSF. "Now who here thinks they have what it takes to be my assistant?"
From the back of the room, a single hand goes up. It's the newest member of the clan. He says "I'm Gator Tuff Mr VSF, just please don't poke me in the eyes when you are done!"
