Post by bill02375 on Oct 25, 2011 10:13:43 GMT -7
Paddy O'Shea walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and orders a draft. He then notices a sign which reads. "Free drinks for life, if you meet the challenge."
So Paddy says "Tell me more."
The bartender explains that the free drinks for life can be secured by simply completing a three part task.
"First you must drink this entire gallon of pepper tequilla, without making any faces or puking. Second, there is an alligator in the pond out back with a bad tooth....pull it. And third, upstairs is an old lady who has never known the pleasure af a man, give her what she needs."
"No way!" says Paddy. he then goes to a table and starts drinking in earnest. After several hours Paddy gets up and goes back to the bartender and says "I'm ready to take that challenge!"
Paddy easily finishes off the gallon of vile tequilla, then stumbles out the rear door towards the pond. The entire bar goes quiet as they listen to the sounds from out at the pond. Several minutes pass as the sounds of a horrendous struggle are overheard. Then nothing. quietly, the back door opens and in staggers Paddy, looking rather disheveled, his clothing ripped to shreds, blood oozing from everywhere, who says....
"Ok, so where did you say that old broad was with the bad tooth!"
So Paddy says "Tell me more."
The bartender explains that the free drinks for life can be secured by simply completing a three part task.
"First you must drink this entire gallon of pepper tequilla, without making any faces or puking. Second, there is an alligator in the pond out back with a bad tooth....pull it. And third, upstairs is an old lady who has never known the pleasure af a man, give her what she needs."
"No way!" says Paddy. he then goes to a table and starts drinking in earnest. After several hours Paddy gets up and goes back to the bartender and says "I'm ready to take that challenge!"
Paddy easily finishes off the gallon of vile tequilla, then stumbles out the rear door towards the pond. The entire bar goes quiet as they listen to the sounds from out at the pond. Several minutes pass as the sounds of a horrendous struggle are overheard. Then nothing. quietly, the back door opens and in staggers Paddy, looking rather disheveled, his clothing ripped to shreds, blood oozing from everywhere, who says....
"Ok, so where did you say that old broad was with the bad tooth!"
