Post by Trafalgar on Jan 4, 2012 21:58:31 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... He holds air hostage.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
When Chuck Norris plays pac-man the ghosts stay in their box
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris walks into a courtroom, the judge stands up and says, "All rise".
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.
Be afraid when you see Chuck Norris, be VERY afraid when you don't see Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
Chuck Norris flew his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old. It landed yesterday.
When children go to bed, they take a teddy bear with them. When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he takes a grizzly bear with him.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris had 21 in blackjack, he asked for another card... and won
When it's time for people to die, the Grim Reaper shows up. When its time for the Grim Reaper to die, Chuck Norris shows up.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The cure for cancer is Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn't drink because of his effect on alcohol.
Chuck Norris does'nt turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... He holds air hostage.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
When Chuck Norris plays pac-man the ghosts stay in their box
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris walks into a courtroom, the judge stands up and says, "All rise".
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.
Be afraid when you see Chuck Norris, be VERY afraid when you don't see Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
Chuck Norris flew his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old. It landed yesterday.
When children go to bed, they take a teddy bear with them. When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he takes a grizzly bear with him.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.
Cancel rating
Chuck Norris had 21 in blackjack, he asked for another card... and won
When it's time for people to die, the Grim Reaper shows up. When its time for the Grim Reaper to die, Chuck Norris shows up.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The cure for cancer is Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn't drink because of his effect on alcohol.
Chuck Norris does'nt turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
